The Office of the Undersigned
Said So
Executive Order
By the authority vested in me as a private citizen with a working payment method, I hereby decree:
The place formerly known as Rio de Janeiro shall henceforth be known, for all cartographic and ceremonial purposes, as
Bolacha
Rio de Janeiro
This order shall remain in force until a subsequent decree of greater ink is signed upon the same place.
DONE at the map, this day, in the amount of $0 of ink.
Let the record show this order has the legal weight of yelling at a cloud. The undersigned simply wanted it — and wanting it was enough, as it so often is for men of a certain temperament.
Satire. You are not the president. You are the boy who wanted to be. The next higher bid erases you.
Satire. Names are posted by whoever pays. Said So does not endorse them, and the creator is not responsible for this content.