The Office of the Undersigned
Said So
Executive Order
By the authority vested in me as a private citizen with a working payment method, I hereby decree:
The place formerly known as Lake Ontario shall henceforth be known, for all cartographic and ceremonial purposes, as
Lake America
Lake Ontario
This order shall remain in force until a subsequent decree of greater ink is signed upon the same place.
DONE at the map, this day, in the amount of $24 of ink.
Let the record show this order has the legal weight of yelling at a cloud. The undersigned simply wanted it — and wanting it was enough, as it so often is for men of a certain temperament.
Satire. You are not the president. You are the boy who wanted to be. The next higher bid erases you.
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